Who does this mannequin think he is - Marilyn Manson?

So the idea behind chaps is warmth mainly. If you have gone out for a Spring or Fall ride in just your denims, you can attest to the fact that it may have taken some time to warm up afterward. Idea number two is protection for your legs. However, if you should bite the dust and slide on your butt – you are in trouble.

I do believe that this mannequin is an example of just that. The after effects – legs are good, jeans – what jeans?